Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
We have started to decorate penises.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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