So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Randomize
