I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Randomize
