yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I met the friendliest cop last night
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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