She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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