I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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