Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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