..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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