Have you finally orgasmed yet?
how can u be prego again
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
