I think my vagina is haunted
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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