don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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