Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
She's just so happy...and so naked.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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