found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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