The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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