my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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You. Win. At. Life.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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