Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Just high enough for therapy.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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