Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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