but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
He kissed a someone with a penis
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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