lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
The power of my boobs compel you
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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