i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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