One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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