so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
