I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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