We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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