I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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