you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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