guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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