Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
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