For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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