Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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