A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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