he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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