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Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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