We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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