franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
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I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
