She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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