what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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