this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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