Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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