I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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