She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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