some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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