We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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