i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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