i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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