i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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