it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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