I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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