Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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