sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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