Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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